Nov 24
My brother is such a troll..
- Brother: Brah', I have to ask you something..
- Me: What is it, is it important?
- Brother: It's a life or death situation, I just don't know what to do.
- Me: Who's this nigga, where he live, you want me to slice him?
- Brother: Nah man, it's far worse than someone trying to beat me up..
- Me: Dude, you can tell me, I'm here for you.
- Brother: But I'm afraid if I tell you, you'll never look at me the same..
- Me: You're not gay are yo-
- Brother: Shut the fuck up, I get more girls than you.. and no it's not that.
- Me: Well what is it?!
- Brother: I.. am diagnosed with Sexiness.
- Me: Get the fuck out of my room.
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